Time to bid a Titanic farewell
to politeness: it’s fled the harbor
and won’t be back. Why should
it? So much work required in holding
open doors, making small talk, squeezing
into tight, hot suits and high heels.
Take poetry, for instance, which used
to exemplify decorum and learning
for the hobbyist, little thees
and thous like dainty tea cups
and sugar cubes. Then, even the big,
dirty topics like sex and death
slammed shut on the truth, the stink
and slap of body parts, everything
described using gold and heaven
and wings. Today I read a poem
published this year containing
the phrase the fine blonde purse
of her pussy, and it was clear
the poet meant no disrespect. Me,
I can’t imagine using a place to store
money as a metaphor for a woman’s
private parts. Too close to prostitution
or what some in this world still consider
a woman’s sole use. How about a door?
Suggestive of potentially dark hallways,
but also infinite possibility? But please,
no stairways to heaven. And no holding
them open anymore.